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National Gerg Day

the day of the gerg (october 14). on this day, gerg was gerged into existence. as such, we must worship the gerg. happy birthday gerg. gerg bless

Oh hey! Did you guys realize it was National Gerg Day? NO WAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERG!

by gerglover777 October 13, 2019


Gergely

Gergely is the Hungarian for Gregory. Gergelyz are the of king of all kings. They are kind, compassionate, mostly tall and are know to be very good in bed. Not the biggest penis, but compensates with his playfulness.

Their favourite colors are green and blue. You just can't go wrong with a Gergely

Bow to king Gergely!

by juicylucy2458 November 21, 2021


Gerg McGruckery

One fine ass man with around 7 nipples

Person: Why does Gerg have 7 and a half nipples?
Person2: Well his full name is Gerg McGruckery

by GergMcGruckery September 28, 2020


Gerging

The act of prematurely ejaculating and sensually moaning.

Guy 1: Damn, I was gerging last night.

by SimAlias October 2, 2017


Gerg

A Gerg is a person who enjoys very large ejaculations on turtles and other aquatic life. The word originates from a man who found himself in a shitted bathroom stall at his local supermarket. This led him to take action to support all of the water-residing endangered species. His cum was so fertile it helped increase turtle nesting sites. For his noble actions, he was compensated with volunteer hours.

Do you see that guy over there? He's such a Gerg; while running at the park, I saw him stick it in a turtle and then he proceeded to cum all over the poor creature. However, the turtle's shell did seem to grow thicker. Maybe I should get myself a Gerg.

by suckmybouncybasketballs January 29, 2020


Gerg

Gerg has Syphillis. All Gergs are assholes. They like to cheat on their partner regularly and do Not have the ability to feel a deep emotional connection. Thier only goal is to feel loved, whithout havinf to give any love back. And theyre sexist.

Girlfriend: I trink i love you, Gerg

Gerg: I Know that you love me, who doesnt? Bitch

by Lulichbinluisewachsam March 23, 2022


Gerg

A bald slap head person who mains pulse on siege.

Look at Greg hes such a gerg.
Greg went to ali barbers and came out as gerg

by Yure tarded December 17, 2019