gurt

a cigarette, etymology= cigarette -> cigurt -> gurt

Hey, got a spare gurt?

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gurt

1) n. a term of onamatapoea. The sound that yogurt (or any similarly viscous substance) makes when violently or forcefully handled or eaten

You should have heard that old mac and cheese gurt when I threw it out.

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gurted

tired, sleepy, passed out

As soon as I layed down on my bed I was gurted

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gurt

1,the new term for the use of gunt as an insult.
2,a name. for like a turtle/turt.

1,that guy is such a gurt.
2, gurt the turt.

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gurt

noun: the item sold at YouGurt
verb: to gurt, the act of eating gurt

Hey man, lets go get our gurt on!

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Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.

Gurt warrior

A person eats a lot of yoghurt in a certain period of time.

God damn that guy has eaten so much yoghurt. He is such a gurt warrior