Quiet Hired

When an employer refuses to acknowledge an employee’s increase in worth with an increase in salary.

Employee: “Hello company, I’ve been in the same position for 10 years. I’ve been successful. I work nights and weekends. I take on additional work and responsibilities. I love what I do. I feel though that my relationship with this company is one sided. I feel that I have invested way more into this company than it has invested into me. I would like a pay raise and a promotion that aligns better with responsibilities I have accumulated over the years. "

Company: “…….. ”

Employee: “Oh no! I’ve been quiet hired!”

Hire Quest

A day labor employment agency that specializes in providing equal opportunities for convicts, felons, drug addicts, alcoholics, and child molesters to make a painfully small amount of money performing slave labor.

I am a convicted chomo with mad warrants and I am a lazy drunk, but I gotta make a play with this new script, good thing I pretend to be a semiskilled laborer at Hire Quest.

sonic for hire

an awesome series that features multiple videogame characters doing things that only real bad people do there are 8 seasons currently and more on the way

cool dude 1: man i love sonic for hire
cool dude 2: me too bro
nerd: yeah but sonic doesn't act like actual sonic
cool dude 1 & 2: this is why your girl left you

jameson hires

A complete bastard who can't get a girl so he sucks dick

Damn Jameson Hires you know how to please my dick!

private hire

A public service such as Taxi service which demands pickup via Call rather than on street. The taxi service would still be classed as a Taxi rather than a schofure.

Hello This is Alifar I need a private hire.

Hired guns

It’s when a company has to hire a couple pigeons because they can’t get good help

Why do we have to go with hired guns

getting hired

The positive result of putting in an application. Also known as getting a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job.

"Getting hired is a lot harder when the girls are sober."

"So Vaughn did you get hired last night?"
"No..."

"Dude I put in like 5 apps...I better get hired."

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