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(1) A cad, rogue or bounder. A highly-functioning, charismatic sociopath who has a purely instrumental view of others. Treats women like objects and vice versa.
(2) A medium-sized shark in the genus Mustelae.
(1) "You cheated on your Cambridge finals, sold crack to your aunt, gave the hiv and the herp to many student nurses, and later became the chairman of an investment bank. What kind of man are you, for God's sake?"
"I'm a smooth-hound. That's how we roll."
(2) "The smooth-hound is a very ordinary shark; its name is the most interesting thing about it. Smooth-hound."
One who consumes copious amounts of alcoholic beverages at any given opportunity, whilst being seemingly immune to any nasty side affects. Typically the "life of the party".
Hey look at Billy, I can't believe he's still drinking after such a big one last night! Billy is such a booze hound!
A female that has the uncanny ability to find the Horsedick in every crowd.
I was minding my own business at the Bon Jovi concert, and out of nowhere, this Horsedick Hound came over and asked if she could touch it. I told her she could have the privilege after the concert.
A person, frequently of the female persuation, who often seeks the cock.
My brother's ex-girlfriend is a nasty hose hound.
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The most evil kind of hellish fiend who takes the last cup of coffee and then doesn’t make another pot. A special layer of hell is reserved for these people. The same spot for people who talk during movies, those who text and drive, and those who commit mass murder.
Nate woke up this morning with a hellish hangover and went to pour himself a cup a coffee but a coffee hound stole the last cup and pretty well ruined his life.
A guy or girl with unusually high enthusiasm for all things penis.
Dude, Kevin is SUCH a sausage hound!
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A man who cannot restrain the urge to copulate with every human female he sees. Derived from gash, crude slang for female genitalia; and hound, a suffix commonly used to denote baseness, relentless pursuit and traditional male faults. (cf. pussy hound, hound dog, hound, bird dog)
"There goes Carcetti, chasing after another girl."
"Once a gash hound, always a gash hound."
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