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A beautiful nobody........famous only thanks to physical attributes and free exposure via the internet.
Seems like everyday the world is in love with the latest Kardashian ....what have we become ?
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A family of plastic ass people who get attention almost everyday 24/7 365 days in a year. Family became famous after one daughter (Kim) released a sex tape.
Man, it's irritating to see a Kardashian!
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kardashian: When you deflate enough of the air out of your blow up doll to roll up the upper torso like a tube of toothpaste, leaving nothing but over-inflated buttocks and legs.
He had to kardashian his love doll so he could see less of what he was doing. It was the only way he could get his rocks off.
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Verb: to become a superstar, simply by virtue of proclaiming oneself a superstar. Oh, and a strategically released sex tape never hurts.
Nobody knew who he was, until he Kardashianed himself.
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An oberpopularized, messed up family that nobody really gives a shit about except middle-aged women.
Mike: Does anybody really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom.
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n: a length of time equivalent to 72 days, in reference to the length of Kim Kardashian's past marriage.
"Man, it's been a Kardashian since I've started dating Kim. Do you think it's time to end it?"
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"I've only had this microwave for a Kardashian and it's already crapped out!"
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A female that can only get attention and money by exploiting herself as a bitch or a whore.
Also synonymous with the female mustache.
"That girl seems popular, but without her Dads money and the drama all that's left is used meat and a bad attitude."
"Have you seen the kardashian on that girl? It would be like kissing Tom Selleck."
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