Lawson

A kid that on the regular wear's champion almost everyday, and likes to perm his/her hair

that kid lawson is crazy

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Lawsoned

The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.

"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."

Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...

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Lawson

When somebody eats too much toast they can't see their penis anymore.

Omg I have became such a lawson, I can't have sex with my beatiful husband Indian mike anymore.

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Lawsoned

To get unbelieveably drunk, or to have an amazing capacity to drink alcohol and remain upright.

I was completely lawsoned last night, I feel terrible today and am hanging

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Lawsoning

To steal from your friends, To borrow with no intention of returning

Stop lawsoning my food!
Its the perfect time to lawson stuff.

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Lawson

The Lawson is a unit which corresponds to one full scroll on a web browser. The name is derived from Jerry Lawson (a computing pioneer) as his Wikipedia page was only one full scroll.

Wow, this page is short; it must be one Lawson.

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Lawson

Lawson means that you have a really small dick with erectile dysfunction but also somehow have a masturbation problem. You also likely have a porn addiction and can’t pull girls for shit. Leprechauns don’t live that long I think so good luck mate. Someone might step on him and smoosh his very weak nonexistent muscles.

“I go into the closets and come out with...”
“Bro stop being a Lawson!”

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