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To get completely screwed over.
Usually by B&T Electronix, Barnes & Noble, or OnSale.
Dude 1 - "Did you get that Touchpad?"
Dude 2 - "Nah, dude, I got Lawsoned."
Dude 1 - "Ah, shit, I'm so sorry man..."
Dude 3 - "Dark Umber."
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To live in a house trailer and take fictitious orders for touchpad while stringing along clueless customers.
Hey Tom, did you get that touchpad you ordered from the guy in the trailer. No Bob, he got my money but he said I have to wait. I think I`been Lawsoned, I know my bum hurts.
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The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.
"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."
Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...
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To get unbelieveably drunk, or to have an amazing capacity to drink alcohol and remain upright.
I was completely lawsoned last night, I feel terrible today and am hanging
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Being a Lawson is a gift. He is awesome, hot, and very athletic. He is a very smart person and has a lot of friends. Everybody loves him. Everybody wants to be him. He always has a good and positive personality. He is very good at sports, especially in swimming.
He is so Lawson.
Lawson is so cool.
You just pulled a Lawson.
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Lawson is an adorable lil guy. He usually has strong muscles but doesn’t realize it and is too shy to show them off. Usually Lawsons have a dirty side to them but they only show that part late at night. Lawson enjoys playing baseball and talking to girls named savannah. Lawson also enjoys having company and playing with dogs and getting lots of sleep. He’s pretty adorable but can be a little jealous sometimes, but that’s just him showing you he cares. He’s also hilarious and will make you laugh 24/7. If you ever wanna smile all you have to do is make eye contact with him.
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