Feckless leader

A feckless leader is a politician or leader of any group or organization who is totally and utterly incompetent, worthless, irresponsible, lazy, stupid and/or irresponsible. Feckless leaders tend to be arrogant and ignorant and often rise to the top while leading their followers to the bottom. An idiocracy is led by the most feckless of all leaders.

Our feckless leaders have always been intent on repeating the mistakes of the past rather than learning from them, and insist on boldly leading us right off a cliff.

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thot leader

Someone who is a self-proclaimed influencer or thought leader, who uses slick marketing to sell their online course or coaching program, but in reality has very little experience.

He is an online thot leader who offers an 8-week boot camp that promises you'll land a $120K job with zero experience.

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furry leader

a leader of the furries of course...

look at that furry leader

Red Leader

The leader of an fictional group named 'Red Army' or 'Red Team'.

Red Leader is a man named Tord. He is hard working and is followed around by his right hand men, Paul and Patryck.

Soldier 1: Did you see that look in Red Leader's face?

Soldier 2: Oh yea, he must be mad. Very mad.

Thought leader

A bloviating, self appointed douche bag who thinks he/ she is an expert. They are usually an expert in brown nosing.

Hey look that thought leader, his nose is brown as heck.

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leader shell

In the mario kart games, the blue spiny shell that always hits the leader of the race.

I'm in the lead. Oh crap, here comes a leader shell.

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Command Leader

One who gives commands / leads. The commander leader has absolute control over fucking anything. The command leader is legally allowed to (and regularly does) sexually abuse his/her subordinates and peers through physical touch. The command leader's specialty is in concealing sexual actions by claiming that sexual contact was unintentional. The most common example of this is the "UH" or "Unintentional Hand Job.
Command Leaders usually wears military camouflage bathing suits while swimming. Used with sexual undertone.

Nik : Command Leader just UH'd me!

Matt : LOL, it wasn't unintentional, she's the Command Leader!

Nik : fucccccccckk!

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