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lemur lover, more commonly known as her instagram handle; lemurluvr659 is infamous for posting about her capybara obsession. her older posts show graphic depictions of furry diaper porn and fish.
lemur lover is a schizo maniac.
When you’re in the downward dog yoga pose with a British man, after having eaten garlic noodles and crabs, and said British man climbs on top of you.
“I was trying to workout in this yoga studio last night, and some rando gave me the London Lemur!
The lemurical Kenneth (Short: Kenny Lemur) is a rare species of Lemuriformes which only appears near Duschen-Duschen. His parents also tossed a female Lemur, which seems to be a little spoiled wh0re.
They seem to have some mind issues because of their language
A: Bro, have you seen our Pet?
B: Idk man where Kenny Lemur is, I guess he’s trying to mate with his sister.
*noises from bedroom: Ohh yeaaa Kenny do goila hengschd”
A: Yep.
B: Told ya
A halucination brought on by the use of psychedelic drugs. Tends to be seen riding on peoples shoulders, without the knowledge of the person being ridden. Usually seen doing sexual acts into the ear.
I was sitting there in class, trippin out on shrooms. I looked over at my friend, and lo and behold there was lemur man, fucking his ear.
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a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?
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Whilst hanging from a ceiling fan, with erect penis, you fly by the girl and smack her on the cheek first. Then the second time you come around you kick that bitch in the face, knocking her to the floor, then the third time around you let go of the fan and yell out "woooo weeeee!"
While aiming your entire head inside her vagina.
I was over at Daryl's house last night and he was giving this bitch the biggest flying lemur this side of the mississippi!
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When a male individual falls asleep and/or passes out, and one proceeds to proform oral sex on that male.
"Aaron totally passed out last night and Hodgkins stealthy lemured that bitch!"
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