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Mcdonald's

The ultimate heart stopper.

Sandra and her family ate McDonald's everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner for a year. They all now have diabetes!

by JewishDolphin December 9, 2007

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McDonald's

Restaurant whose mascot is a pasty-white pedophile with a red afro and whose current advertising campaign is an anagram of "Ailing Vomit". Destroyer of cultures, exploiter of peoples and a key player in the cause of one of the world's greatest killers.

McDonald's: Satan's favourite dish.

by Andrew B June 3, 2006

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mcDonald's

A shitty, unhealthy fastfood restaurant that most Americans love to eat. The biggest fastfood franchise in the world. The spread of McDonald's in other countries also symbolizes the spread of American way of thinking, that is rationally break down things into standard procedures.

McDonald's burger has shit in it.
McDonaldization is a world-wide cultural invasion.

by Kythdsifek June 29, 2005

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McDonaldism

The dissonant male-specific mental state of being both (a) distressed at having gone bald, but also (b) delighted that you've gone bald because you were previously ginger. A chronic form of the classically ephemeral cognitive dissonance, McDonaldism affects around 2% of men worldwide, and 73% of men in Scotland.

See that 40 year old guy who's trying to have sexual intercourse with age-inappropriate, attached women? He's only behaving that way because he has McDonaldism.

by Lancaster's Second Finest August 12, 2011

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McDonald's

A restaurant chain that shamelessly whores itself to minorities, and evidenced by their latest "Ba-da-ba-ba-ba...I'm luvin'it!" campaign. The food is terrible with the exception of the fries, McChicken sandwich, and McFlurry.

Probably laces the food with nicotine.

As the last french fry disappeared forever beyond her event horizon, Sally accidentally saw her reflection in the window and shuddered at what she'd become. At that moment she realized there was only one logical course of action: she had to sue McDonald's.

by Veldrimal December 15, 2004

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McDonalds

Where fat fucks go when they die.

Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.

by A2P July 10, 2005

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McDonalds

People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.

McDonald's fries taste real good, though.

by AYB May 17, 2003

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