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this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.
"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"
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Similar to the Arabian Goggles and performed in the same manner covering one eye only.
Buffalo Gord only has one nut so he had to settle for an Arabian Monocle
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The resulting ring of shit left around the perimeter of an anus after anal penetration.
Good show, my boy! You have thrusted your flesh sword to such great depths to create the most exquisite crude monocle I have ever seen.
(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.
Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.
Cell phone earpiece with dangling cable and bulbous volume control / microphone, resembling a monocle.
Check out hommie with the negro monocle, who he get at?
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Taking a shit on someones eye when they are asleep
i just gave him a Belfast monocle and made his green eye brown
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When a man places one testicle on one eye of another person. The positioning mimics the wearing of a monocle. Similar to the act of tea-bagging.
Guy #1: Dude, what did you do to Sally while she was passed out?
Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.
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