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Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"
Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again
Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?
Guy 1: yeah
lars: hvaså monobryn
Noah: Din mor er neger
The thing you call after flying motorbikes hit the shoot button
Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom
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A twist on the traditional "bow chicka bow wow" but with a Mormon twist. Refers to teen Mormons who wanna have sex/date girls but can't because they're religion restricts it and they are pressured by other Mormons.
Mormon: "I wish I could get laid, but I'm Mormon so...."
Guy: "Bow-chicka-mor-mon"
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1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy
Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep
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the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.
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