Mouth Sores

What women get from sucking dirty dick. Usually in the form of some herpes of the gum line or cankers.

Tina started getting a bleeding mouth lately. She went on a dick binge and picked up Mouth Sores from a shit load of filthy cock.

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Gumby's Mouth

When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.

"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!

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Marble Mouth

A person who talks like they have a mouth full of marbles

Wonder what Marble Mouth is going to try and say?

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grave mouth

The inability to taste or detect a flavor that may range anywhere between mild to extreme, such as sour, sweet, or spicy. You either have hypogeusia, ageusia, or your taste buds have been dead for years.

Shayne: What a fine meal.

Garrett: How are you not tasting the malic acid?! It's so supposed to be sour!

Shayne: I have grave mouth.

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mouth wars

when two loud mouthed fucks stage an obnoxious public dis-off intentionally loud so everyone in their immediate presence can be witness to their display of foulness.

Pernell: "Did you hear Lou and Chris gettin down on each other at the drag queen beauty pageant last saturday?"

Ernestine: "How could you not hear those two mancunts, I thought the host was gonna call the police after that display of mouth wars! Shit......."

Pernell: "solid...."

Ernestine: "holla"

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Diarrhea of the Mouth

A person, who usually isn't very intelligent, who will not shut up. It's typically a cover for their own inferiority.

Damn, shut the hell up dude. You sound like Dabo Swinney with all that diarrhea of the mouth!

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mouth sweats

when your mouth produces large amounts of saliva before you vomit.

'I'm seriously going to spew Bertha, pull over the car, I'm getting mouth sweats'

AKA: wet mouth

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