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Something that everyone says he/she got least attention, most relational stress, and best personality from. Only child always say that he/she is lonely.
typical stereotyping goes as follows:
first born - bossy but responsible/independant
middle child - ignored but mediator/peace maker
youngest born - spoiled but nice/humorous
only child - jesus
In fact, according to a census done by Julius Caesar in 8th century, the first child suffers the most from lack of attention and the stress from the family. It's also proven that it's the birth order that develops the best personality.
Introduced in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, the First Order is a militaristic regime that is dedicated to wipe out the loathsome Resistance. The Order is led by Supreme Leader Snoke and is commanded by Kylo Ren, Captain Phasma, and General Hux.
The First Order is gonna rek the Resistance #rekt
The way things happen when you're stoned.
So we got the nugs, got back to my place and realized that we were all retarded and we had no lighter, so we turned on the stove and put a tissue on it, but as we were smoking Little Jimmy burned his finger and dropped it into a garbage can full of gasoline, and the house burned down, and thats what happened in Chronicological Order.
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Extremely popular crime drama series created by Dick Wolf. Unlike most such shows, which usually focus on either detectives or the criminal suit itself but never both, each Law & Order episode usually covers one murder case from discovery of the body, through the police investigation and resulting trial(s) and ends with a conviction, acquittal, or plea bargain.
Also unlike most police shows it does not show the process in a stylized or purely glamorous light but tries to portray it with more realism; dirty DA politics and bringing the wrong person to trial are not rare subplots.
Put a Jewish cop who's daughter was murdered with a partner with an ailing wife and you have a pretty generic cop show. Add in a district attorney who's often more interested in playing politics than solving crimes and his win-at-all-costs bulldog assistant DA, and you have Law & Order.
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Mass layoffs in a workplace.
Reference to order 66 from episode III of star wars in which the emperor issues the command to execute order 66 that tells all clones to kill any Jedi they are with.
Dude 1: My office just issued order 66.
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: they fired 80% of their workers, I almost got laid off.
Dude 2: Ahh. Lucky you didn't.
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The act of using one’s penis as a makeshift gavel to strike a surface. One must loudly exclaim “ORDER IN THE COURT” as they strike said surface.
“Order in the court!” Bill shouted.
Bill brought so much order to Steve’s court that Steve was knocked unconscious.
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An award given to the top 10% of vaginal farts. See also Order of the Coif.
I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.