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The only wrong ingredient in Chex Mix
Ug what are these pretzels doing in here?
I know man, Chex Mix is so much better without them.
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Top-secret Iraqi tactical assault weapon.
The pretzel was already released once in the United States. Its mission was to assassinate President George W. Bush. Unfortunately, the attempt failed.
It's a little embarrassing to admit that a snack food almost improved the world.
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i.Dubya boy's worst nightmare and what will hopefully be his maker some other day.
ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.
i.(sreaming in his sleep) Please, no! Please, not the pretzel, nooo! (Wakes up)
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?
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An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush
chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)
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A kinky sex position generally involving four or more people.
"Wow, that pretzel was amazing"
"Yeah, I had a pretzel with your mother last night"
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When you and your partner (male or female) cross your legs behind your head and engage in sex
Yo me and my girl were pretzeling last night, shit was awesome.
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1) Anti-George-Bush snack, Bush killer
2)The best salty food in the world
1) The Islams bombed the White House and Pentagon with hundreds of pretzels in hope that Bush would choke again.
2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!
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