Rule of Oprah

A rule that simply states that if the opportunity to consensually fornicate with a woman of utmost clout (e.g., Oprah) comes along, it is your civic duty to do so.

Nate: Dude…Janet Reno…Would ya?

Corey: Well, I guess I kinda have to since she’s technically Rule of Oprah.

Rule 169

Rule 169

If it exists, there is a horror story or creepypasta made of it.

Alex: I love butterflies! ^-^

Vy: Geez I guess you haven't seen the Attack of the Eye Eating Butterflies yet...

Alex: Wtf that's a thing?!

Vy: Rule 169 dude...

Rule 72

If a song exists, there's a megalovania version of it.

Wow, that would make some good Rule 72.

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Rule 86

Another rule of the internet.

If it exists, you can play Bad Apple on it.

Named after the NicoNico Douga creator of the now viral video, sm8628149

These are all real btw
Example one- “Playing Bad Apple in Minecraft”
Example two “Playing Bad Apple on a Ti-84”

Rule 86 is the best internet rule.

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Rule 5

Rule number 5

"Show no love,
Love will get you killed."

Respect the rule 5

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Kendzior Rule

When you let powerful people commit crimes, they will resurface later and commit more crimes. This will come as a total surprise to everyone who still believes shame is a deterrent to the powerful and corrupt.

~ WTF!? Didn't that guy go to prison for the last time he pulled this shit off?
~ Yeah. Total Kendzior Rule! Dude doesn't give a fuck.

Goven Rule

A translation of the Golden Rule made by Jeff Goven aka "The Grapplin' Chaplain"...

The Goven Rule: "Always interact with others on the basis of honest mutual consent".