saloon nose

A person whose alcoholic behavior and constant trips to the bar results in a bulbous nose with bursted capillaries

Mommy, look at the saloon nose and gut on that guy selling docks.

Goon Saloon

A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.

Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!

Poon Saloon

A shelter or some form of mobile dwelling placed on a sand bar for romantic escapades

“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”

Sausage Saloon

Sausage Saloon is a South African Franchise that offers Hot-dogs and other fast foods

Sausage Saloon - hotdogs