Random
Source Code

Shawshanked

To temporarily rig something to function. Not a permanent fix.

I shawshanked that shelf together. It works for now.

by Cdawg$$$ April 12, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


shawshank

to defecate in one's pants with the intent of shaking the stool out of the opening in the bottom of the pant leg.

In reference to the 1994 Oscar winning movie, "The Shawshank Redemption"

Knowing he wouldn't make it to the restroom and his stool was a type 2 on the Bristols stool chart, Alex shawshanked it down his office hallway.

by gpb pizza pan man December 15, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shawshanking it

To escape from prison, esp. through the sewage system.

The term is derived from The Shawshank Redemption, where Andy Dufresne escapes from prison after many years through a drainage pipe.

Past tense - shawshanked it.

Prisoner 1: Where's Harry?

Prisoner 2: He's shawshanking it tonight. Let's see if he gets to Mexico too.

by a giant rock September 3, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


shawshank

A movie, television show or book that has been oversold or over-hyped by a friend or family member to the point where you never want to see or read it ever.

If my mother in-law doesn't stop yaking about that movie she's gonna shawshank it!

by MOOOOM!!! August 16, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shawshank

A person of Redneck orgin that often enjoys skull raping a female of Asian decendent. Skull raping involves the act of a man poking out the eye ball of his partner with his penis. The man preceds until finished.

After Tao compared Ann's breast to mashed potatoes, Ann left to be consensually Shawshanked by Joe-Bob.

by Garret Steven April 21, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shawshanked

The act of ejaculating into a females mouth and having her swallow the semen.

"You're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow"

"I met some ugly bitch at the bar last night and totally shawshanked her"

by Dufrane January 1, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.

man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.

by LobsterRodeo September 21, 2009

53๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž