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1. something old that tries to act young
2. an extremely horrific act of greed. coined because of the network's FOX milking of an the simpsons series
bill cosby is such a the simpsons
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#1 A show that's plot revolves around stupid, horrible charectors that are clueless about everything and anything, and make childish jokes about other people. There is hardly any story because the writers have focused the show on celebritys and charectors, just like Family Guy, Only Family Guy can get at least one retarded laugh out of you.
#2 The best show in television history
#1 (Milhouse of Sand and Fog, Season 17)
Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.
#2 (The Shinning, Season 5)
Moe: All right, Homer, what'll it be?
Homer: Moe, give me a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why would I want to kill my family?
Moe: Uhh... they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy! La, la, la, la, la, la, la! See? Now waste your family and I'll give you a beer!
^ The Simpsons
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Let me tell all of you stupid ass clowns,we dont care if you dont like the same things we do.So go FUCK OFF!
Hahahaha! You like the Simpsons and they suck!
Me:Could I give less of a fuck?
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I've always liked The Simpsons, and for all the people who are trying to act like "die hard" fans of the show.. You can't pick and choose seasons you like, and say others sucked, because that makes you a poser. Don't know the word? Look it up. Only a true fan would embrace EVERY episode, old OR new, and not bitch and complain like attention starved hookers about how it's gotten "stale" or whatever.. And as for all the rest who have nothing but negative shit to say about the show, why the fuck would you even be posting on this thread anyhow? oh, that's right! to get some god damn attention. So how about you run along and have mommy change your diapers, and come back when you've stopped acting like whiny ass cry baby bitches! The Simpsons always has been, and always will be great. And seems as though this is a thread about THE SIMPSONS, how about all you fucktard panty waste ass bags take your talk about other cartoons and put them where the fuck they belong...?
Random poster on Urban Dictionary threads: Hey let me leave a defenition on here that has absolutely nothing to do with The Simpsons.. And afterwards, I'll go cheat on the sheep with my sister, and later stick my baby dick all up in my dads ass, cause I'm a brain dead dick breathed ball-less bitch ya'll...
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Premiered first on The Tracy "Ugly Bitch" Show on HBO, then came to Fox, was good for a about 9 seasons, and then got boring, Family Guy came along took the same basic concept of a family but made it funnier, now The Simpsons is going to the shitter and The Griffins own.
Homer: We have three children?
Peter: Let's see, Chris, Stewie, and... Megatron! Sweeeet!
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TV classic thats still running today..so popular that the entire USA knows how hip and cool bart is, even more historic than disney's mickey..filled with so much laughs people still continue to watch its reruns for the 99th time for the past 20 years!
The Simpsons best scene ever:
(While Homer was attempting his perfect bowling game)
Lenny: "Miss! Miss!, This split you sold me is making me choke!"
Carl: "Can you at least call it a banana split?!"
Lenny: "What? I paid $7.10 for that split, so SPARE ME your GUTTER mouth!"
(Ball hits Lenny in balls)
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Is not nor has it ever been as good as Family Guy. Or American Dad.
Hym “The Simpsons just isn’t that good. Sorry.”
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