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verb; the act of unfolding your body on some one who is bend down at the waist, usually while yelling, "SNOOORLAAAX!"
it is important to note that snorlaxing is not done across the back, so that the spines are perpendicular.
this is often done to highschool kids who have bottom lockers, or untied shoes.
dude: Dude, was Eric just bending over your back?
other dude: Yeah, dude. He snorlaxed me. Its not a gay think, i promise.
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A nickname that the German Nazi's gave to the first homosexual, originally named Hunter of Spartan, now used to make fun of over weight pussys.
I don't wanba screw her, she's a snorlax.
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An expression used to describe awkward situations where you don't know how to react to something.
Serena: "Hey guys whats up im so cute today"
Pit: "Snorlax Roma 😳"
The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept
Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
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When you totally bang the shit out of a drunk strumpet and then fall asleep on top of her, possibly suffocating her
Lalor just Snorlax that ho, she never got up.
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The sexual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her ass cheeks and rap them around your face, having the ass engulf your entire head. The fat asain woman then proceeds to rip ass all over the person's face.
It is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. And the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.
Stefan - "Dude, when I traveled to China I had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!"
Terry - "Swag"
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When one's routine consists of nothing but eating and sleeping. According to the Pokedex entry for Snorlax, "All it does is eats and sleeps."
Last night when he was home alone, Sam decided to go on the Snorlax Diet.