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The act of sprinting out of a house with a still erect tallywhacker (penis) after ejaculating on a woman's tits mid-coitus
After I jizzed on that hot chick from the indian casino, I had to boner sprint out of there cuz she was pissed
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The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.
Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."
The action of running to the bathroom before a PCS, or Post-Chipotle shit.
Dude, did you see that kid Sprint PCS, that was a riot.... LeBRON!!!!!!!!
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What occurs when women on the Maury Show hear the words "You are NOT the father".
After it was proven she was mistaken about paternity, she did the Sprint of Shame to Maury's backstage area.
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N. The Fastest Machine to Race on Dirt. Usually around 1-4 tons, Averaging 80-120 miles per hour. These cars have no first gear and cannot start by themselves. Sprint cars also can race on Asphalt Tracks. They have few different classes of them, wingless, 410, 360, and 305. 410, 360, and 305 are classes of motors used by Sprint Car Drivers. 410 being the fastest, so on and so forth.
Jeff Gordon Races a nascar, but Steve Kinser Races a sprint car.
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What one does in a portion of a video game that is so difficult, the only option is to scream and make a run for the nearest checkpoint.
Gamer 1: "Hey, how did you get passed the Ishimura in Dead Space 2?"
Gamer 2: "Oh, I couldn't beat it, so I just did a Checkpoint Sprint"
Gamer 1: "Noob"
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The massive torrenting of music, videos, pictures, etc. before a student returns to university, usually because of IT policies set by the school to prevent such kinds of downloading.
Dude, winter quarter starts tomorrow. I have to go on a torrent sprint before then. Any good bands you can recommend?
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