Vaccine Intimacy

The hypothesis that the gender of the offspring of a couple is influenced not only by the jab or booster each party took, but also by the order in which the shots were taken.

A leaked out document from a Chinese lab that is investigating whether vaccine intimacy is pure nonsense or not reveals these alleged possibilities:
Pfizer + Moderna: Boy
Moderna + Pfizer: Girl
Sinovac + Pfizer: Twins
Sputnik + Sinovac + Sinopharm: Unknown

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vaccine informed

The lame term created by the antivaxxer crowd because they can’t accept the fact that they’re wrong.

“I’m not an Antivaxxer, I’m Vaccine Informed”
“No, Karen. You’re an idiot.”

“I’m Vaccine Informed, and know it’s bad to get vaccines. I read the insert!”
“Ok, Karen, you don’t trust pharmaceutical companies, but will believe their material.”

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Vaccine injury

A term used by idiots to describe an illness or disorder that they believe to have been caused by a vaccine.

This term is most often used by people who claim to have done their research, which probably consisted of googling “vaccines cause autism” and spending a few hours reading a blog or forum written by other idiots.

When my son became autistic, I just knew it was a vaccine injury.

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Vaccine Cowboy

Someone who drive your hours or longer to get a Covid vaccination.

I thought I would have a short wait to get a local vaccination, but when I arrived at the vaccination site there was one Vaccine Cowboy after another who had ridden in from god knows where, standing in line in front of me.

Poisson Vaccination

When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.

Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.

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vaccine informed

A name used by antivaxxers to describe themselves in an attempt to change the narrative around their position from science illiterate to "informed."

Synonyms: antivaxxer, pro-plague, pro-disease.

Oh, look, there is Karen calling herself vaccine informed again. You're an antivaxxer troll, Karen. Go eat some sage.

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Vaccine Apartheid

When a government pretends not to make vaccination compulsory for everyone, yet has enacted rules that makes the unvaccinated unable to live a normal life—it is pure hypocrisy for making inoculation voluntary while making the unjabbed suffer for their “selfish” decision for not protecting themselves and others.

Guesstimate how many developed countries practise vaccine apartheid in one form or another, while claiming to respect the personal rights of their citizens to get jabbed or not.

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