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A car company that used to suck but then they made the V12 Nardo
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A very uncomfortable place.
"Shit dogg, I banged that girl in a very uncomfortable place last night."
"Like the back of a Volkswagen?"
"No, I'm talking about in her ass."
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the best car in the world. if you drive this you probably rule like a god amongst those you know
if i could choose between a volkswagen polo and being superman i'd choose the polo
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An overwhelming feeling affecting the masses when they find out they have to remove the entire front end of a car to replace a headlight.
Jim: "I think one of my headlights is out on my Jetta."
John: "Uh-oh. Get ready to experience the volkswagen effect."
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A small, upscale hatchback that shares it's platform with the Volkswagen Jetta. Name is derived from the Atlantic Gulfstream wind current. The car itself is agile and responsive, very safe, and will carry anything you can put in it. A great choice for a first car or an all-around runabout for those days when the family Audi is too snobby. The Golf is a car for anyone- it comes in petrol, diesel and hybrid variants- and even a racy GTI version. The Golf crosses automotive boundaries like no other. This is thanks to its sportiness, practicality and it's upmarket interior and build quality. Gas mileage isn't the best and it's not the flashiest car around but overall it is a great car.
"Damn Mike, this car seems to do everything!"
"Yeah... It's a Volkswagen Golf, what do you expect?"
*high fives*
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Shaun is a 1998 Volkswagen
Because he is a cheap shit, he’s really slow when he walks
And he likes to say no you
Shaun is as slow as a 1998 Volkswagen
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The sensation one gets from driving a volkswagen.
The effect generated from powering through carefully calibrated german gears in a luxurious VW.
Bill felt overly excited after he test drove the newest GTI. He had to buy it on the spot. He knew at that moment he had succumb to the Volkswagen Effect.
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