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Sarge: Look see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. Now what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif: A walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?
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An extremely fit person I'd get with any day.
Damn she's one hell of a walrus!
To lay lazily, preferably with friend(s); to snack hard or eat large quantities of food and binge watch shows, often while under the influence of herbs
Tay and I love to walrus all day; we can't stop eating snacks and we haven't moved from this couch in hours, and the dog really needs a walk.
After oral sex, when the woman or still has the semen in his or her mouth, you cover up the mouth, punch the participant in the stomach, and the Walrus is revealed. With the mouth covered, the semen must come out of the nose, giving the appearance of Walrus Tusks.
n. I was going to hate-fuck her, but instead I gave her a Walrus.
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The person with a wet mouth that passes the blunt with a moist tip
*gets blunt*
"Ay! Who was the walrus who got the blunt all clammy man!"
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To steal rushing touchdowns in football, usually associated with Goal line backs.
A)LenDale White rushed for 10 yards on 9 carries, Walrusing two touchdowns from Chris Johnson.
B)Tim Tebow sets up to pass, fakes, and takes off Walrusing his way for a touchdown
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A treacherous species inhabiting southwest Florida's beaches. One of east Naples finest specimens. Can be seen roasting the glass cock before migrating to safer waters.
The Man...The Myth...The Walrus.
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