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A blog run by a batshit insane unemployed middle aged welfare recipient who claims that there are secret muslim terrorists under every rock in his podunk town. The author is dead convinced that he is doing something vital for our national security. What's hilarious is that he will end up dying alone in some nursing home where nobody gives a damn about her. He seriously has an arabic warning "for muslim visitors" on his main page because apparently all muslims speak Arabic! Would be completely un-notable if it weren't for his constant whoring of his website on other people's forums.
Hey logan, you know what's interesting? Your blog has no impact on the real world, and never will. Have fun being a voice in the wilderness, it may distract you from not having a job. Years from now no one will ever remember anything you wrote, because nothing you wrote has any lasting value. When was the last time one of your articles aided our law enforcement agencies? Seriously, I'm asking you. When did your blog ever stop an act of terrorism, indirectly or directly?
The saddest thing is that there are real problems facing your home state - rampant meth use, domestic violence, skyrocketing divorce rates, bridges and roads falling apart, schools consistently at the bottom of the country, a broken health care system, tens of thousands of people on food stamps - and you choose to contribute to society by shrieking about secret Islamists. God help you. I'm secure in knowing that you basically wasted years of your life writing hit pieces that didn't serve any purpose. "Logan's Warning" my ass, as if your BLOG was some sort of cultural icon.
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What you say so people are prepared for the wave check.
Yo, if he didnt say “Flood Warning”, I woulda been drowned in the Splash Zone.
Female pubic hair. The dirt area near an outfield fence in baseball in known as a "warning track", because when the fielder feels it under his feet, he knows that he is approaching the fence. Female pubic hair serves a similar purpose to a mans hand, mouth etc.
"Once Arnold felt Aileen's warning track, he knew that fun time was about to be over".
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A "56k Warning" is a nice way of telling someone they might stand a chance of a black hole opening up inside of their home if they use dialup and try to access a site bogged down with images or videos.
Basically if you're in that 16% of people who use dialup, you need to watch out for these.
DSL / Cable: HAHAHA! These videos have such a high comedic value. I'm going to post them.
Dialup: Hey! Videos with comedic values?! I want to see! *Clicks*
Dialup: Oh noes! I ignored the 56k warning CLEARLY posted!
*Black hole opens up and sucks out the persons living room*
DSL / Cable: lol?
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The fart that comes before a big turd.
Robert: Wow, somebody just shit their pants.
Chris: No that was just a WARNING SHOT!
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The existence of warning labels is proof that Darwin was right, this sticky piece of paper keeps Americans from going extinct.
(Since most ACME props lack warning labels, the coyote has a pretty rough time.)
Warning label found on rat poison:
"Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice."
And another warning label on the rear-view mirror of a car:
"CAREFULL - Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
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Fates Warning was founded as a heavy metal band, but after a few albums, their progressive rock tendencies started to emerge. Based in Connecticut, USA, the band's current lineup consists of Jim Matheos (Guitar), Ray Alder (Vocals) Joey Vera (Bass), and Mark Zonder (Drums).
Their first three albums are best known for lead singer John Arch's unusual vocal approach, and the lyrics deal mainly with fantasy themes. John Arch left after the third album and a new vocalist Ray Alder joined the band. Thereafter the lyrics took a more introspective turn. Their later works (post 1989) go more in a progressive rock direction.
While retaining elements of their metal heritage, Fates Warning grew increasingly complex, with much longer tracks and interesting interwoven melodic elements added after they developed a progressive edge. They merged their love of Yes and Rush, by combining elements of pure metal, classically inspired crescendos and interludes with jazz fusion like chops. Fates Warning has been largely responsible for the infusion of progressive thinking into heavy metal music, despite never attaining mainstream appeal, but a loyal following amongst prog fans.
Fates Warning now has 12 studio albums to their name, namely:
Night on Brocken (1984)
The Spectre Within (1985)
Awaken the Guardian (1986)
No Exit (1988)
Perfect Symmetry (1989)
Parallels (1991)
Inside Out (1994)
Chasing Time (compilation) (1995)
A Pleasant Shade of Gray (1997)
Still Life (live) (1998)
Disconnected (2000)
FWX (2004)
If you like Queensrÿche, Yes, Dream Theater, Symphony X, Rush, or King Crimson, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY FATES WARNING YET?!
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