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A man who owns more than two cats.
His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.
Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."
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the act of grabbing the base of ones penis with thumb and pointer, squeezing and yanking your hand down to the tip.
yo dawg, he was d'ing me up on the court. next think I knew, he gave me a Tallahassee wrangler. shit gets you by surprise every dam time
Pronunciation: pสsi/rรฆลษกlษ(r)
Is a term applied to a Female Celebrity's Wardrobe Assistant whose primary purpose
is to ensure that their employer's vagina is not exposed in Public.
Originally the term Pussy-Wrangler was a nineteenth Century term used to describe a Cat Corral-er
or a Cat Whisperer or someone usually involved with catching or taming of free range Felines.
Usage 1: "Miley's Camel Toe was eating so much of her shorts that I had to super-glue
her Panty's elastic seam to her inner thigh so nobody would get a peek at her vulva!
But hey a Pussy Wrangler's job is never done."
Usage 2: "Damn if it wasn't for that Pussy Wrangler we would've seen Pink's Pink!"
Someone who makes money taking advantage of lolcows.
My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.
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The most worthy successor to the Jeep Wrangler TJ (1997-2006 may she R.I.P.). The Jeep Wrangler JK (2007+) is, to put it simply: a trail BEAST! The top of the line (JK Rubicon) has dual Dana 44 axles, a front sway bar disconnect, factory axle lockers, and BFGoodrich Mud Terrain tires. Many will argue, some will disagree...but ALL must recognize the skill of this vehicle. Oh yeah, and by the way...this thing straight owns the Toyota FJ Cruiser, Nissan Xterra, Ford Explorer, and Land Rover LR2. You want to get your wheel on? Do it in a JK. Tu sabes?
"I was thinkin' about buying a Nissan Xterra to go wheelin' with my boys, but then I realized that they would call me a poser and throw sand in my eyes, so I threw down on a JK Wrangler instead.
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A man whose woman has left him for a woman, but the man continues to live in the same house with the lesbian couple.
Did you here that Janet left Tom for Katie, but he still lives with them. Tom is a lesbian wrangler
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A recruiter for talent in technical fields. Especially an overly attractive and savvy person who stands out from their clientele.
If someone in the software programming user group is too good looking, chances are they're a nerd wrangler.