Random
Source Code
Random
When a girl is decently attractive, but would only be seen as 10/10 gorgeous by a child if she were their babysitter that they had a crush on.
Guy 1: Dude, I just got head from Rebecca!
Guy 2: Eh, that's cool.
Guy 1: What do you mean "cool", she's so sexy.
Guy 2: I mean, she's just babysitter hot, I'd probably pass.
Term used for the television.
I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.
The type of babysitter who will spend the night using your phone, eating your food, and ignoring your kids. In other words someone who may as well not even be there.
I always thought Louise was great with kids, but it turns out she's just another absent babysitter.
2๐ 1๐
Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be
Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!
4๐ 4๐
A slightly rude way of saying "no".
Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?
Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.
10208๐ 9123๐
1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.
2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.
" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"
15๐ 13๐
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the ๐ ๐ ๐ ใยคใ Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
1๐ 1๐