An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life
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To wank aggressively in a squatting position atop a female companion in a horizontal position
To chair (verb) Joe Byrne chaired Sarah's cousin and is now being done for public masturbation
A shit on which you put your fucking ass on
I sat on a goddamn chair yesterday
Something in which you sit on
Sometimes comfy sometimes they feel like your getting stabbed in the ass
This chair is comfy
ThIs chair is a murder weapon