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The act of vaginal penetration via doggy style during which the female excretes fecal matter for lubrication upon the male's penis.
Dave: So what did you and Jill do last night?
Aaron: She gave me a little Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory.
Dave: You mean where she shits on your dick to lube it up real nice?
Aaron: That's the one!
Dave: NICE!!
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Movie that contains the hottest male actor having intimate relations with small indian Oompa Lompas that sing gay overrated songs, witch by the way creep you out.
why you so tight hoe?!?
i got myself a oopa lompa up ma ass!!
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A cheesy film with wierd songs that dont make sense to normal humans. Such as Oompa Loompa and the sickening Cheer up charlie. Advice to people who have seen the film. Watch the new one.
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1. When it's too small and he's trying to penetrate the back door
2. When they aren't picking up what you're putting down; they aren't catching a whiff of what you're sniffing;
3. Accidental anal
Her: put it in
Him: I'm trying
Her: Are you charlie'ing my chocolate factory right now?
A shit so runny and big that it fills your pants and touches your willy.
That fart followed through so bad he now has Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in his pants.
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This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.
If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"
This is a synonym for the anus which is typically used in porn. It is referring to the fact that a nice arsehole is often a tasty treat, as well as a functional tool for shitting.
It is usually used when referring to the very neat and tidy arsehole of a young female pornstar, often during the performance of a rimjob. However it is also used to refer to arseholes of any denomination, colour, size, shape, gender, sexual orientation or ethnicity.
"Oh wow, don't you have a neat little arsehole! I can't wait to dig my tongue right into your chocolate bon-bon factory!"
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