clam

1. Stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.

My two-bit, carny-trash, mullet-headed lesbian boss is making me come in to work this weekend so she can leave early to spend a week in Aruba. What a clam.

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Clam

A stupid fucking animal that lives in the sand because it's too damn ugly for the world to handle. They also have eyes for some goddamn reason. Keep them away from horny divers.

God: I want to make a living pistachio with a giant tounge.
Jesus: Dad what did I tell you about drinking in the house
God: I will call it the Clam

Clamming

verb.

1. to be in an extremely nervous situation

2. to have hot sloppy sex with somebody

3. to go in anybody's pants who has not shaved their genitalia

1. Matt was on the way to his girls house and his hands started the clamming.

2. All Matt wanted to do was start clamming once he got to her house, he didn't even care if her friends were watching.

3. Matt began clamming involunteeringly and things got a little awkward.

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Clams

A group of Girls and Guys who are a heavy drinkers and are always a good time. They NEVER Judge others as a person...only as a group and are capable of becoming a guido or guidette at any moment. They are also very exclusive with new clam entries. Origins are linked back to the unexpected viewing of someones hoo haa.

Are any Clams working tonight?

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Clammed

To get rolled, owned, wrecked.

"He got clammed!"

"Man, I got so clammed the other day..."

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Clamming

Your face is an artwork that you have not yet discovered. The act of Clamming releases you into the wild, with your face. It opens your reputation and your dignity. It is the simple act of using your face as a display for others to view. Twitches of the mouth, licks of the tongue, blinks of the eyes, a shift of the brow and much more all in the one motion. Don't worry if you cannot do it, not many can.

"Damn that dude is good at Clamming", "I wish I could Clam as good as him"

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Clams

Completely Lacking Any Mental Stimulation

Def 1. Being really bored
Def 2. Descibing an Idiot

Ex 1. My brain is clams at the moment
Ex 2. You people are clams!

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