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Famous Surrealist born 1904. One of the best painters/creators to ever exsist.
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A confused artist but a genius. Distinctly gay (and I mean that in the most admiring way), but claimed to admire Franco, who was a fat little upstart. Painted perhaps the most famous artworks to join the Surrealist canon. Never got on with self-styled Surrealist Pope Andre Breton, who cynically pointed out that Dali's name was an anagram for "Avida Dollars". Then again, have you ever heard of a line of perfume called "Andre Breton"? No, I didn't think so. Gave his paintings long-winded titles that made their puzzling complexity all the more puzzling, and in whatever afterlife awaits Surrealist genius, his eyes are surely sparkling mischievously at the nonsense that academics are spouting about his sexuality. Well known for his antenna-moustache, his penchant for walking his pet lobster up the Rue de Rivoli, and his motifs of flyblown donkeys, ants, melting watches, crutches, conical anamorphoses of the Spectres of Voltaire, and all the rest. Without him, Ozzy Ozbourne would never have bitten a bat. Referenced in all the best rock songs from U2 to Queen. Worked with Luis Bunuel on L'Age d'Or and Un Chien Andalou (The Golden Age and An Andalucian Dog), two waaay cool movies. His antennae were the vibrissa of the world, and Cadaques was its nose. He promised to eat his wife Gala after she died, which contributed to her longevity. He said the only difference between himself and a madman was that he was not mad, and paranoiac-critically speaking, he was right.
Salvador Dali. Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy Salvador.
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Puppet of MTV VJ who's job description looks something like this:
1. be likeable
2. like everyone
"hi, i'm carson daly, and i'm a massive tool."
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1.Artist of the surreal.
2. A fragrance.
1. Salvador Dali is the best surrealist ever!
2. Hey La what perfume are you wearing it smells soo good?
Me: Salvador Dali.
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n. a mixed drink 2 parts vodka, one part iced tea, one part lemonade
n. a golfer infamous for drinking and gambling (and playing golf)
"I'd like to order a John Daly... it's an Arnold Palmer, add vodka."
"Did you see John Daly miss that putt today? I think he's on the sauce again."
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1. Viacom’s most popular bitch.
2. Talentless, personality-impaired, self-important, moron who sells out on a daily basis.
3. Someone who is 30 yet acts 14.
4. A Massive tool See: “Tool”
1. “Carson, Please play ‘N*SYNC’ because they are soo HOT!”
2. “Wow, Carson Daly kissed both Eminem and Christina Agulera’s ass in under 30 minutes!
3. “Did you see ‘TRL’ yesterday? Carson got so excited by N*SYNC that he jumped on Justin Timberlake’s Back!”
4. a. “Hi, welcome to TRL I’m Carson Daly.”
b. “Hi welcome to Last call I’m Carson Daly.”
c. “That’s some good TV right there”
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A city in California near San Francisco that is foggy almost everyday. When it's sunny, it's windy. Over half of the residents are of Asian descent (Filipino, Chinese, etc.)
Why is Daly City always foggy?
Because all the Asians have their rice cookers on.
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