You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.
My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.
1. Making a career of owning multiple properties for passive income.
2. A genre of porn where someone receives sexual favors in lieu of rent.
3. Performing a sexual act in which you show you own that ass.
"Conrad was landlording his way through life"
A person that has custody over popping someone’s cherry.
This does, however, have to be consensual, or else the person
has Absolutely No right of passage.
“I think I might get down on Kimber tonight.”
“Woah, dude. Clark is her Cherry Landlord, not cool.”