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The theory that if you stick your head in the figurative sand the issue will go away.
The mortgage company keeps calling about your lack of payment but you keep practicing ostrichism .
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A fake online identity. Common uses for ostriches include assisting a primary account in online games, voting in polls, posting effectively anonymous comments, etc.
I have a bunch of ostriches in Mafia Wars so that they can get me items I need.
Nick: Who's that D&D Matt guy on Tom's Facebook page?
Chad: I don't know -- I think he might be an ostrich.
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A girl of average looks who seems to deem herself of better standing than you: a ropey looking bird who looks down on you.
That barmaids one fucking ostrich.
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when there is a ugly girl but has a nice body so you take her head and put it in the ground so you don't have to she her face and then bang her
Conner Western, she has a ugly face so bend her over and ostrich her
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To pick someone up, flip them upside-down, and plant them in the ground head first.
Person 1: "Hey, did you talk to the guy that your girlfriend cheated on you with?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I Ostriched him. He's still there now!"
Person 1: "Ouch!"
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The act of having no concern for one's safety or surroundings while looting in PUBG, hyper-focused on what loot is available.
Ryan's entire team was slaughtered by an enemy squad while he was ostriching.
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Ostrich is an amazing wonderful person that everyone would die to be friends with. An Ostrich is described as being wonderful ,amazing,funny and is extremely fast.
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