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The theory that if you stick your head in the figurative sand the issue will go away.
The mortgage company keeps calling about your lack of payment but you keep practicing ostrichism .
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Ostrich is the new way the funny Russian Spyware ifunny censors the word retard
Deez nuts: That nicker avocado thing is a complete utter ostrich.
Davy jones: What do you mean by ostrich.
Deez nuts: The fuck the noonot ifunny
are censoring re33tard now
Can't have shit in ifunny.
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Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.
"I don't like ostriches, man."
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When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind
Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich.
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the act of shoving your chicks head into the hole of a Honey Bucket and then taking her from behind. Door must be open for public viewing.
I took my gal to the county fair. We had corn dogs, rode the tilt a whirl, and I gave her the ostrich for dessert.
The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.
A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.
Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.
Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly.
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undercover word for "retarded" and occasionally the hard r because the app ifunny blocked being able to say retard.
This post is ostriched.
That is ostriched.
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