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A standardized scale for measuring the masculinity of males. Judged upon their traits and abilities. There are 3 results of the Sinep Scale: llampsines, tapsinef, and gipsineb.
We used the Sinep Scale today and found that Amir is a llampsines, Faraz is a tapsinef, and Jason is a gipsineb.
Similar to the hotness 1-10 scale but instead measures uniqueness/coolness on a 1-14 scale. 8-14 means something is basic while 1-6 means something is acidic.
Something that's basic is expected. A basic person tries to go out of their way to be like others and impress them. Ex: hipsters. Hipsters are actually very high on the scale since they try so hard to be unique they actually end being basic. They hover around the areas of 10-11. Once they start carrying around typewriters and portable record players there's no going back. Going beyond pH12 starts to border on the territory of being a total sheep. At a 14 it's as if they have transcended human life to become pure energy... to heat up Starbucks macchiatos.
Becoming acidic is not easy. First one must pass the Wall of 7. 7 is like water: going with the flow. This means that they'd have to go from being basic, then move past the stage of being a "free spirit"
going with the flow type of person and finally get to a point where they have a real personality.
Once you reach the acidic part of the scale you care more about developing yourself than popularity. Helping others = acid. Helping out others to flex and gain popularity = major basic points. Someone truly acidic graduates with a pH3 Degree. pH3's are the best at creating trends. There is no one known to have become one with the pH1. If you find a pH1 please capture them and send them to a laboratory for scientific analysis!
How do you think she stacks up on the ph Scale?
Hmm... Northface jacket, Patagonia backpack, Camelbak water bottle, Lulu lemon and the rose gold iPhone? Solid 8...actually scratch that...9.
An all-inclusive hotness rating scale for females. It is a three-digit number, the first digit a 1-10 rating of the female's face, the second digit a 1/0 indication of whether or not you would tap that (1 being yes and 0 being no), and the third digit a 1-10 rating of the female's body.
*whistles* Wow, I'd say she's a 6-1-8 on The Yale Scale.
Really? I am not impressed. I think she's more of a 4-0-5.
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A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.
In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly
person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"
person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.
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An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.
The Cocoa Scale is:
Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid
Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate
Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky
Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk
Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate
fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%
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Based on a woman's age, this scale classifies women (who prey on younger men for their sexual appetite) as felines.
The scale is as follows:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Jessica Biel is a Lynx on the Feline Scale, but Heidi Klum, Demi Moore, Jane Seymour, and Dame Judi Dench are classified as Puma, Cougar, Jaguar, and Cheetah, respectively.
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A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.
Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kฮฉ.
Simple, really.
MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!