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A male who is sexually indescriminate, looking for anything that moves that will permit itself to be jackhammered. Often dresses as spongebob and wanders drunk, looking for a slore
Wow, Amir, you're a bohner... that chick was fugly, and you put it in her anyways!
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A glorious type of sex demon. Enjoys desert strolls and nuts a gallon at a time. Casually uses fat rolls to suffocate close range threats and uses body grease as lubricant for sex and cars. Is hard at a cyclic rate and always does as instructed.
That man is a sex icon, a god, an example for the masses, a bohner if you will.
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A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.
In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly
person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"
person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.
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A name that made Evan Peters quicksilver a joke
Monica Rambeau: You’re Ralph Bohner?
Quicksilver: “Boner” (CHUCKLES)
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A man who laughs at his own name and looks very similar to the x men universe Quicksilver
Subverting expectations in a horribly unfunny manner.
Looks like the show is pulling a bohner.
The most attractive man to ever live
Hayes Bohner is the best and very sexy