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Retarded, brain-dead, end users.
AKA BDU's (Brain dead users).
Named so because starfish have no brain and only one orifice.
This starfish on the phone just asked me where the 'any' key is.
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A sexual position involving 5 guys and 1 girl. One guy inserts his dick into the girls vag, another guy inserts his dick into the girls ass, the 3rd guy inserts his dick into the girls mouth, and the last two guys get handjobs from the same girl.
Lucy was so drunk last night that we pulled a starfish on her
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An exceptionally lazy bottom (in reference to gay sex) One whose lays splayed out on his back and doesnt move during the entire act. Think visual representation
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A sexual partner who is unresponsive to sex, this is not the same as rape. Essentially a lazy ass in the sack. Probably has a tiny penis.
"Who'd you lay last night?"
"Frankie."
"Really? What was that like?"
"He was a total starfish, he didn't move at all, plus he had such a small penis I couldn't even feel it inside of me."
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Referring to one's anus...due to the resemblance.
In prison ,the corrections officer told me and my celly to grab our ass cheeks and cough,I asked ,does it look like a starfish back there boss? !
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(v) A female with five guys position their fallacies five strategic locations. One in the mouth. One in the vagina. On in the anus and one in each hand. If the hands get tired, they are then moved into the ear, which is termed the Modified Starfish.
I got starfished this weekend. My arms got tired, so we needed to switch to modified starfish.
Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.
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To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.
Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone*
Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds?
Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished*
Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments?
Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished*
Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man?
Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished*
Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East!
First Mate: East? I thought you said weast!
John: Are you squidward?
Jack : *Stares confusedly at John*
John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*
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