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starfish

Retarded, brain-dead, end users.
AKA BDU's (Brain dead users).

Named so because starfish have no brain and only one orifice.

This starfish on the phone just asked me where the 'any' key is.

by VIPERsssss January 19, 2005

55๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Starfish

A sexual position involving 5 guys and 1 girl. One guy inserts his dick into the girls vag, another guy inserts his dick into the girls ass, the 3rd guy inserts his dick into the girls mouth, and the last two guys get handjobs from the same girl.

Lucy was so drunk last night that we pulled a starfish on her

by mclovin696969696969696695 February 4, 2010

96๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


Starfish

An exceptionally lazy bottom (in reference to gay sex) One whose lays splayed out on his back and doesnt move during the entire act. Think visual representation

That XXXX is such a starfish.

by atlken77 November 21, 2007

34๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Starfish

A sexual partner who is unresponsive to sex, this is not the same as rape. Essentially a lazy ass in the sack. Probably has a tiny penis.

"Who'd you lay last night?"

"Frankie."

"Really? What was that like?"

"He was a total starfish, he didn't move at all, plus he had such a small penis I couldn't even feel it inside of me."

by monstars22 January 24, 2012

19๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Starfish

Referring to one's anus...due to the resemblance.

In prison ,the corrections officer told me and my celly to grab our ass cheeks and cough,I asked ,does it look like a starfish back there boss? !

by UNITED WRIOT November 24, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


starfish

(v) A female with five guys position their fallacies five strategic locations. One in the mouth. One in the vagina. On in the anus and one in each hand. If the hands get tired, they are then moved into the ear, which is termed the Modified Starfish.

I got starfished this weekend. My arms got tired, so we needed to switch to modified starfish.

Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.

by P Devlin March 12, 2008

61๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Starfish

When your fisting a women's ass or vagina and then open your hand inside her

Joey: Yo, Stacy and I got mad freaky last night.
Chad: Damn, really?
Joey: Yeah man, I starfished her ass.

by Kenny the Tiger July 10, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž