storm of the century

A term the Pittsburgh mainstream news companies use to scare people into buying lots of toilet paper and water. We wake up next morning to half an inch of snow.

Weatherman: It is the storm of the century. You must now go out and buy an obscene amount of personal hygeine products, because you never know when you will need them.

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Century Club

a club in which one consumes 100 ounces of beer in 100 minutes = 1 shot of beer/minute WITHOUT LEAVING THE DESIGNATED CENTURY CLUB COUCH, PISSING, PUKING, PASSING OUT, QUITTING, PAUSING, RESTING, or DYING

Your mother and I joined the century club, then we had sexual intercourse, 9 months later there was a retarded baby, currently known as YOU

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Dump of the Century

A extremely large and powerful shit! Its the crap of century because it is so big that no one else can make a bigger one. Its so big it should win an award.

Brb goto take a dump of the century!

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19th Century

Some one whos really old skool, and not old skool like 'wassup bro lets listen to some Beastie Boys' but old school like horse and carriage and petticoats.

Jordan:check out andrews gnarly wooden shoes
Declan: yeah hes fuckin 19th Century

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Century Club

100 Shots of Beer in 100 Minutes

Man up with the Canadian version of Century Club where 1 Shot equals 1.5ounces

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Century Club

To consume 100 oz of beer in 1 ounce increments every minute for 100 minutes.

Damn...dem bitches be yaking after that century club

-note- drinking 100 oz of beer is not difficult for most seasoned drinkers...the problem comes about from drinking them out of a damn shot glass...it plays havoc on your belly.

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un21st century

adj: makes no sense in the 21st century

I want to go to the Weekend Candlelight Hike that I got an invite to on Facebook, but you can't register for the event online. You have to drive 33 miles to the state park's office to register during the workweek. It's so un21st century!