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When a male masturbates with his thumb pointing in so it feels like someone else is doing it.
"Self love is better than no love. But point your thumb in, close your eyes and pretend someone else is doing it"
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Sticking your thumb up a girls booty for sexual pleasure. Often done when the girl is least expecting it to ensure comic value.
Carter took advantage of the sorority girl picking up change by thumbing her butthole brutally.
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placing ones thumb in a females butthole while in the doggy-style position
i was thumbing this one broad from montebello
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when one is too busy to be bothered with something he/she had already committed to doing, especially applicable when letting an entire group of people down
Instead of coming to D&D on time so everyone could start the game, Otto Normalverbraucher was busy thumbing his ass.
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damn you people who dont know what a thumb is...a thumb is a FINGER, it is also a DIGIT as well as all of your other fingers/digits, they are all the same...i find it sad that all of you losers dont know what a damn thumb is...wow!
i have five fingers...index, middle, ring, pinkey, and THUMB!
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Clicking the thumbs up button on facebook messenger accidentally in response to something sad or serious.
I am feeling mad at myself for thumbing Suruchi when she said her grandma passed away.
The placing of the thumbs up button in messenger should be changed so that thumbing hazards can be avoided.
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A dangerous but really fun method of getting high. Also called "The Fainting Game" or the "Thumb Blow" doing the following can give you an intense high for about 5 seconds.
1. Sit in the squatting position.
2. Breathe in and out heavily for 20-30 seconds.
3. Stand up quickly.
4. Blow on your thumb as hard as you can.
When you thumb, you hear voices, see crazy visions, and lots more. It feels like you're traveling through time. When you're high, it seems like all of it happens in a few minutes, maybe longer. But in reality it only lasts a few seconds. You tend you shake and move back and forward in jerking motions, but it's just in your head. The feeling is pretty much indescribable, and it's better than weed.
Sometimes, you could even pass out. When you pass out, you only pass out for a few seconds but you have INTENSE and crazy dreams about a lot of things. When you wake up, you'll be really disoriented and you'll feel extremely awesome but fucked up. After you thumb, you sort of forget what happened when you were high, like, what you saw.
The feeling you get when you thumb is amazing and intense, but only do it a few times. If you do it too much, you could get bad brain damage, or even die. When you thumb, have a friend with you just in case something really bad happens. Don't be too scared though, it's really fun and fucked up.
My friend Zach thumbed in my living room the other day. He passed out, fell backwards and knocked over my goddamn computer and a bunch of other shit. I couldn't stop laughing. Thumbing is crazy.
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