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A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.
Guy) Why did they get divorced?
Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.
Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.
A shaved vagina, because it resembles the 'box' of a toddler.
My girl never shaves, it's a jungle down there!
That's nasty, I prefer a toddler box
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Be glad, I don't like those toddler boxes, they make me feel like a pedophile
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(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight
Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!
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A show about mothers who never really got to live there childhood the way they wanted, so instead they live theyre lives thorugh their daughters by dressing them up like complete tools and sluts
Toddlers and Tiaras is a horrible show.
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The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
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A male or female sugar baby who is not young enough to be considered one.
John: Man Tony is such a sugar baby. I can't believe he's using that guy for her money.
Sara: No, he's a sugar toddler. He is way too old to he a sugar baby.
A woman vagina most commonly refering to a MILF's pussy.
I would ravage her toddler tunnel