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A word used to express ones inter anger. other phrases like Toffee Stix are Holy Crap or Holy John Tavares. often used with holy as a prefix.
HOLY Toffee Stix! That stupid Quaz Muffin thinks he is abacus eating that muffin without giving me a piece. I'm going to go abo zai on his butt.
When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.
Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.
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A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.
The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.
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(Adjective) Snobbish or stuck-up. Derives from the old English slang word "toff" - used by the lower class when describing an upper class gentleman.
"Hey Nigel, look at that old toffee-nosed banker over there! He wouldn't want to dirty his shoes walking on our side of the street!"
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Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.
Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?
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1. The aftermath of a follow through
2. A wet fart
Woops... I had better clean out my toffee wallet. Has anybody got a tissue?
A slimline skid-mark that discolors the string section of a thong.
I picked up her sexy underwear and was mortified to discover a substantial portion of thong toffee therein.
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