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A threat for surprise retribution at a later date for an earlier transgression that usually results in the instigator missing teeth. Similar threats include "watch your back" or "you'll get yours". The notion of the saying is that retribution will happen suddenly when the instigator least expects it, such as sleeping and their teeth are placed under their pillow. The saying is otherwise used broadly to mean any level of revenge.
Someone does another person wrong or victimizes them, the victim may say "Watch yourself! You're gonna get a visit from the tooth fairy!"
Or used to dispel concern by others that retribution is going to be made "They're gonna see the tooth fairy, don't worry about it."
The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.
Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.
Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
Where you put a finger in your pussy and a dildo in his ass while you hide under a pillow
Her tooth fell out last night but she did a reverse tooth fairy
Where you put a finger in your pussy and a dildo in his ass while you hide under a pillow
Her tooth fell out last night but she did a reverse tooth fairy
A sexual position where one partner is tied up and is in slightly levitating stance, riding the other partner similar to the reverse cowgirl.
“Man me and my girl last night tried the reverse tooth fairy.”
“Sir this is a Wendy’s drive through….”
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The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.
Dirty Randy: Hey what were you doing in Jimmy's bedroom?
Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!
Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.
Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......
Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.