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an angry bitch, she send so much homework
a mdrf that doesnt cares a fuckin shit
Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown, usually shortened to just 'Torres' or 'Captain Torres' who is well known for is voice lines in SP Mission 3: Ten Million Relief Plan.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Captain Torres? I love his voice lines!
Person 2: No, never heard of him.
Person 1: *pulls out gun* S A C R E L I G E
I met a green eyed devil today. It must've been an Allen Torres.
A footballer (soccer) that has made David Blaine jealous by beating the world record for doing nothing in a box.
Fernando Torres has extended his world record after another 90 minutes of nothing in the box.
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1. When a man is not able to score. Named after the famous footballer Fernando Torres during his 24 game scoring drought for Chelsea. Scoring not necessarily only related in football terms but also scoring in terms of getting girls.
2. An expensive acquisition that does not fulfill needs causing a prolonged shortage.
3. A dry tropical area, that looks like shit.
Lad 1: 'Kyle hasn't pulled a bird in months now mate, whats up with him?
Lad 2: 'I don't know mate, he's on a full on Torres drought.'
Lad 1: 'Where'd you get that iPhone from? I thought you had a Blackberry?
Lad 2: 'Yeah I did but it was doing my head in, quite expensive and it was always broken. A torres drought to my mobile needs.
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a person who's last name contains the letters t-o-r-r- and is extremely strong, sexy and has a penis of at least 10 inches in length.
a person who goes by the nickname of torr beast gets laid about 10 times a week, he does not have sex with girls that are not dimes (10s). His penis at full erections flirts with the measurement of 20 inches. any vagina that torr beast exploits is sure to be stretched out past a healthy state.
Megan Fox," that torr beast is so sexy!"
Paris Hilton," OMG! yes and his dick is so long too!"
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A man who cares about others when the times is Necessary but has a dark side who doesnt give a fuck
Damm that girls has a FAT a-Matthew torres lol WTF
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