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Show where you question Daniel Tosh's Sexuality for 30minutes until it ends.
Tosh.0 viewers--
Dude 1.: dude he is definitely gay....
Dude 2.: no look he touched a girls vajayjay
Dude 1.: no dude look he is grossed out by it.
Dude 2.: dude he cant be gay....
Dude 1.: yo ask tim, his gay radar is spot on.
Tim.: If he is straight so am I ;)
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Name for a Tuesday in which a new Tosh.0 comes out on.
Mikey: Hey what day is it?
Ryan: Dude it's Tosh Tuesday
Mikey: Shit, I almost forgot a new Tosh.0 is on tonight.
Great Reggae musician who along with Bob Marley and Bunny Wailer, made up the band The Wailers. In the '70s and '80s, Tosh released some of Reggaes greatest work, including the albums "Legalize it," "Equal Rights," "Mama Africa," and "No Nuclear War."
"Legalize it, don't critisize it!"
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The attribute that Daniel Tosh possesses which can turn a man Gay. This is a common sideaffect from watching too much Tosh.O. If you have ever done something that Daniel Tosh does on his show (while naked), you know that you just performed an extremely GAY act, and you can no longer hide from you gayness. This causes one to come out of the closet, and obviously be shunned by his family.
John Travolta: Hey mike, um did you catch tosh.o last tuesday?
Mike: yea i did why?
Travolta: well, i have to tell you something, i have had a pleasure coach stick his head up my ass before...
Mike:wow, well, yeah YOU'RE gay dude.
Travolta: Really? dammit, i hate the Tosh Factor.
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The act of throwing out an offensive term into a conversation, only to have it not be offensive by referring it to Daniel Tosh.
Your breath smells like shit, just Toshing it out there.
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A very humorous television show on Comedy Central hosted by Daniel Tosh in which he comments on famous web videos. The show leaves the viewer with the same feeling as "gay experimentation at summer camp". It makes you feel good while it's happening but afterwards you feel like a whore and you are left with horrible scarring memories.
I watched Tosh.0 last night, but i decided to keep it a secret from everyone.
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An outrageously stereotypically white comedian from Omaha, Nebraska whose comedic act discusses a wide range of topics from cannibalism to sex to great knick knacks at Target as well as cracking on Dane Cook.
Daniel's Mom(At his funeral): "This is really awkward...but he said we wouldn't get the booty if we didn't do this..."
-Daniel Tosh
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