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This act is when a human take oneself to the local prostitution district and selects himself a worth partner. The then a traffic cone. You the then design a three course meal menu. (This is where you can really get inventive). After preparing your meal you take traffic cone and place it firmly into the whores anus. You the slide thre three course meal into the traffic ramming it into her arse. You then place yourself under a glass table where she or he releases the concoction onto the surface of the table. The then continue to eat the mixture from the table.
Fucked a prozzy at the week end gave her the red light district three course traffic cone. Pancake rolls chilli and a trifle!
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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
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u vomit and shit in a traffic cone then put it on a unsuspecting bold person
I gave Somone a Philly traffic cone yesterday they never expected it
A plastic cone, usually orange, with a wide flared base which is used to divert traffic on roads when maintenance work is being carried out.
With both practice and judicious lubrication a traffic cone can also be used as an anal dildo by sitting all the way down on one. Unfortunately due to the curled edge most traffic cones have at their top end, there is a risk of them becoming lodged in the anal canal.
Abeer: “Have you heard the news about my favourite rapper T Pain?”
Gabe: “Yeah he sat down on a traffic cone and needed surgery when it got stuck!”
Abeer: “I heard he’s changed his name to T Cone for his newest album”
Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.
“what do you think of this song?”
“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”