Tucson TuffGuy

A guy who thinks he is a tough guy, but is in fact fakin' like Clay Aiken. They even give the appearance of being a real tough guy by repeating tough guy verbiage that they learned from other fake tuffguys, but only other fake tuffguys buy into it. Anywhere but Tucson, they'd be somebody's bitch.

Diaz: You ain't cut like that!
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.

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Tucson, Arizona

1: the most amazing place on Earth!
2: where the hottest girls are from
3: the fucking desert where it's hot as hell... but the shirtless men make it worth it

"Hey! Where are you from?"
"I'm from Tucson, Arizona!"
"Damn you're lucky! You get all those sexy shirtless men!"

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Tucson Toothpaste

The act of mixing your homies taint sweat and the purest cocaine money can buy, then proceeding to snort it off of said homies erect penis.

“Bro I’m so crashed from last night”
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste”

tucson beefqueef

A hot fart related to a cum bubble that is trappped in a girls vagina after a good pounding from sex.

Man I plowed that girl so hard from behind last night and left her pussy with a tucson beefqueef.

sierra tucson

a rehab center in, you guessed it, tucson, AZ. people get stuck there for usually one (or more) of the following A)an eating disorder, B) a drug addiction, C) alcoholism, D) severe depression, E) trauma survival, or F) compulsive gambling.

person 1: shit, i'm stuck at sierra tucson
person 2: hey! at least you'll be back in 30 days
person 1: this sucks. $40,000!

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Tucson Extremist

Noun- Someone who hates the government, and actually decides to do something about it. An anarchist with tucson syndrome.

Jared Lee Laughner is the Tucson Extremist.

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Tucson cement mixer

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.

Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.