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a term used to describe the motion of a turd, when clenching cheeks, the turds keeps peeking in and out like a turtle head from its shell
fuck, once I start turdling, I knew clenching wouldn't help, I droped a loaf right on the sidewalk.
When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.
Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.
When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.
Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...
Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"
ellipses... FUCK YOU!
When you have to take a dump and crap is sticking out of your butt like a turtle's head from a shell.
See also: penciling.
Is there a porta potty? I don't care it's disgusting, I'm turdleing here!
When you swim in poo
Verb: Turdling
No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!
When you ALMOST step in your dogs poop, but notice it just in time to jump over it instead.
I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.