A slang word for saying statistics
Look at them confusing contergraphs!
When you swim in poo
Verb: Turdling
No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!
When you find something so funny that you post it everywhere on social media
Oh my god! That is such a digital laugh!
When someone gives you food but you are not allowed to eat it
Why did he do that? That was Food Torture!