Uke

An uke is the bottom in a (usually male relationships) that receives in anal sex. (////)

Koi-Kun is such a uke!

Uke

The person on "bottom" or the submissive person during intercourse. Contrary to popular belief, this word is not always associated with sonen-ai or the likes thereof.

"During sex with my girlfriend, I am usually seme"

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Uke

Ukes are Ukueles... people who think otherwise are wrong

Me: *plays ukulele*
Random guy: wow, you shredded that Uke!

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ukeing

when a boy learns one of the following three songs on the ukulele and uses it as a tool to get girls
- Over the Rainbow
- I'm Yours by Jason Mraz
- Hey, Soul Sister by Train

*Boy gets out his ukulele and begins to play Hey, Soul sister*
"Don't fall for it Gayle, he's ukeing"
Gayle responds "I'll be your soul sister!"
Another one lost to the Uke.

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UK it

Short for UNITED KINGDOM IT. Meaning: get out there and just live.

Woman 1: Work has been so stressful lately, I need to relax.
Woman 2: UK it!

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uk

A country I live in, which has more accents than Cockney, Mancunian and Upper class idiot, has no county called Devonshire,and actually has a type of football you play with your feet. We also know how to resolve personal issues without guns, lawyers or therapists. We do not have similar accents to Australians, so get it right. A useful piece of information for non-Uk people- Hugh Grant should not be taken as a standard Englishman.

"Hi, I'm from the UK." "oh, do you live in London?"
a phrase that drives people mad world over.

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uked

uked = puked. When you have just vomited. It’s nasty asf.

Oh shit, Kyle just fucking uked all over the sofa!