ukeing

when a boy learns one of the following three songs on the ukulele and uses it as a tool to get girls
- Over the Rainbow
- I'm Yours by Jason Mraz
- Hey, Soul Sister by Train

*Boy gets out his ukulele and begins to play Hey, Soul sister*
"Don't fall for it Gayle, he's ukeing"
Gayle responds "I'll be your soul sister!"
Another one lost to the Uke.

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Uke

The male in a yaoi relationship that's usually the bottom, and recieves it instead of giving it.
Rei Ryugazaki.

"Oh man, he's totally a uke!"
"As uke as Rei Ryugazaki? Impossible!"

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UK

Shit country where the police arrest you for offending someone with petty words over the internet but everyone else can offend YOU from other countries.

Rowan Atkinson's freedom of speech video is amazing. It sheds a lot of light on how pathetic the UK really is.

You ever been to the UK? Don't bother, it's full of druggies, morons, sea full of pollution, kids that are allowed to vandalize everything, dangerous no-go gang infested areas, and lazy police and dictator leaders who want no free speech. They rather have their jollies with easy arrests Orwellian style, rather than turn up to the scene of a burglary.

The country is slowly being destroyed from the inside out by lazy tyrants in power, with ever increasing authoritarian laws, and by an invasion of foreigners.

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.uk

A suffix used by large multinational companies to appear a local brand when infact you are secretly redirected to some form of their US centered web site.

lets put a few pages with .uk on the web site otherwise they might rumble that we dont give shit about anything outside the US

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Uke

partner on bottom, submissive one in relationship , usually younger and less experienced the the seme

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Uke

The Japanese term for the partner on the bottom. Used in conjunction with seme and yaoi.

Harlequinn Goldman

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UK

A place where crack is smoked under a bridge and the police are famously shit.

"You get'n th wa'er from th UK?"

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